Bishop Venner Praises Taliban Murderers

Vainglorious Venner has been at it again, but this time the sanctimonious creep, homophobe, misogynist, thoroughly duplicitous and reprehensible human being has been forced to retract a recent statement he made to the Daily Telegraph regarding those Muslim murderers, misogynists, and drug-dealers, otherwise known as the Taliban. What makes Venner's latest outrageous statement so newsworthy is that the Taliban are at this very moment intent on murdering every British soldier in Afghanistan - and already they have butchered some 100 of the poor sods this year - whilst Peeved Steve Venner picks up a handsome salary for officiating as the 'Church of England’s Bishop to the Forces'. What a sick fucking joke.

When challenged for his egregious outburst on local television tonight, Shithead Venner first withdrew his praise for the Taliban, after admitting that he had never met any of them and that he really didn't know what they stood for apart from 'supporting each other and being solid in their faith', then  went on to say that it was as wrong to regard all members of the Taliban as bad as it had been to regard all Germans as members of the Nazi Party during World War II. As if that non sequitur was in any way relevant , which it is not, or excused Venner's egregious exhortations of support for the Taliban. Not that we should be surprised at Venner's support for the Taliban, for in his eyes they are 'people of faith'  and are worthy of respect per se, even if their faith is inimical to the faith of himself and those of us of no faith whatsoever. Nevertheless, there is one thing on which Venner and the Taliban do agree, and that is that women have no place in their so-called god's ministries, for this was the man who burst out in tears when the Church of England voted to ordain women Bishops and claimed that he had never been so ashamed  about anything in his life as by the Church's decision to go against so-called 'biblical teaching'.

Maybe it's time to send Venner to Helmand for a protracted holiday, protected only by his so-called 'faith', to meet the Taliban and tell them how nice he thinks they are.

Frankly, if they murdered him, as one hopes they would, it would be a genuine blessing to the rest of us.

Hypocritical fuckwit!

Faith Is For Phoneys - Or Nutters!

He's at it again, Dr Rowan Williams, the Arch-Buffoon of Durovernum, whining on that all intelligent people who are not psychopathologically damaged correctly identify those who profess to have religious faith as "oddities". Moreover, the Bleating Buffoon wants our political leaders to be:

"...more open about their beliefs."

Except, of course when their beliefs are what the rest of us recognise as justified true beliefs and correctly identify soi-disant religious believers as either the phoneys or nutters that they undoubtedly are.

A Kosher Drug-Dealer

According to the BBC, Rabbi Baruch Chalomish, pictured, has been accused of being a dealer of Class A drugs, namely cocaine, but he has denied the charge and claimed that he uses the drug only to help him sleep - oh, and to give it away to young women who visited him in a rented flat for a 'party'.

Chalomish's co-accused, partner and former convicted drug-dealer, Nasir Abbas, who has now followed Montague Tigg's example and 'done a bunk', told the Court that the good Rabbi was so overcome with generosity for his fellow man - and women - that he put "[the drug] in a glass dish [before cutting it] with another substance, and anyone visiting [their flat] was free to help themselves." 

Since Chalomish is a Rabbi, presumably he took pains to ensure that this mixture fulfilled the requirements of kashrut. Either that, or he simply didn't care as long as he was getting his rocks off.

Question for the Rabbi: Is it kosher to fellate someone?

Answer: Only if they've been circumcised first!

The fact that Rabbi Chalomish  "...also had a substantial store of drugs, cocaine, and cash at his home address"  does not demonstrate anything other than his complete integrity and also the fact that he is a worthy exemplar to his community.

 The trial continues.

Muslim Murderers At It Again - And All In The Name of Religion!

Today, the BBC have yet another sad report about the backward, barbaric, brutal butchers in Somalia lapidating a poor divorced woman to death for the so-called crime of adultery - and all in the name of their misbegotten, backward and thoroughly ridiculous religion.

According to reports, the woman was taken to the public grounds where she was buried up to her waist, then she was stoned to death in front of the crowds on Tuesday afternoon.

Naturally her boyfriend was spared her gruesome and inhumane death, as he was let off rather lightly with a mere 100 lashes. So much for the equality of women under Islam.

And all this in the name of their sick, misogynistic religious superstitious beliefs!

 Mind you, anyone who seriously believes that  Muhammad flew to Paradise on the back of a horse is capable of believing any nonsense whatsoever.

Fucking madmen all of them!

The Humanity of Islam

Today a BBC report demonstrates the humanity that Islam is capable of exercising, for it states that in that shit-hole which is Somalia a man has been murdered by lapidation for adultery but his pregnant girlfriend is to be spared the same fate, though only until she gives birth to the bastard, whereupon her child will be wrenched from her and she will undergo the same inhumane butchery that her former lover did. According to an eyewitness, the poor wretch:

"... was screaming and blood was pouring from his head during the stoning. After seven minutes he stopped moving."

Apparently this is the third time that someone has been put to death by this barbaric torture this year for adultery alone. One of these poor victims was a 13-year-old girl who, according to human rights groups, had actually been raped and had not, therefore, committed adultery by any sensible definition of that word. Not that these brutal Islamists are capable of applying sense, for if they were, they would have to acknowledge that their whole religion is based on nothing more than the ravings of lunatics.

Fuckwits all of them, not to mention barbaric, murderous scum too.

Not that the apologists for Islam are very forthcoming in condemning these butchering bastards for the inhumane atrocities they carry out in the name of their so-called 'god'.

If ever one needed any persuasion that 'allah' is anything but compassionate, all they need to do is to consider the atrocities carried out in 'his' name.

The humanity of Islam, indeed!

Perhaps they need reminding that actions speak louder than words.

Shock, Horror: Some Priests Tell The Truth!

As a result of my regular claims that all administrants of religion are mendacious charlatans I was invited the other day to meet a coterie of priests who claimed that they spoke nothing but the truth, which they would demonstrate to me were I to visit them.

As I am unafraid of a challenge, and expecting nothing more than the usual specious nonsense allegedly substantiating the existence of the entity which religionists refer to as 'god', I attended the meeting.

How surprised I was, for these priests were completely frank with me and readily admitted what I have known ever since I was capable or thinking rationally for myself. 'Gods' (yes, plural, for thousands of them have been imagined by their competing inventors over the millennia), exist in the minds of their soi-disant believers only. Furthermore, those who claim to believe suffer from either psychological deficits or a cripplingly low intelligence, excepting only the majority of those who are administrants, as these are simply exploitative sociopathic manipulators of the others.

At least one has to acknowledge the candour of the clerics I met, even if their trade, based as it is on human exploitation, is truly vile. But then, as they readily admitted, it beats working for a living, though I dare say that drug-dealers, pornographers, pimps and other kinds of low-life sleaze-merchants can offer the same justification for parasiting off their host societies and at the expense of their victims.

Another Lying Prelate - Vainglorious Venner!

So here he is in all his mendacious self-glorification, Dr Stephen Venner the out-going Bishop of Dover and Bishop in Canterbury. This vainglorious charlatan has gone on record in the 'Kent on Sunday' condemning the BBC Radio Kent's decision to drop the Thought for the Day religious programme from its Saturday slot.

According to this self-serving parasite and mendacious deluder of the the ignorant, the needy, the delusional and all those who are psychopathologically challenged, "All that is best [in society] comes from people of faith".

So I take it as read, Stevie, that you consider that the Twin Towers incident in September 2001 or the London Bombings in July 2007 - to name but two 'contributions' to society by "people of faith" - were something to applaud; after all, the perpetrators of those atrocities believed in the same so-called 'god' as you!

And then there is the matter of the homophobia, misogyny, and promulgation of superstitious nonsense which the organisation you belong to exemplifies. (Just to remind less knowledgeable readers, it was Stevie-boy here who broke down in tears as he told the General Synod of the Church of England in July 2008 that, "for the first time in my life I am ashamed" at its decision to ignore the misogynistic views of church traditionalists like himself by allowing the adoption of women bishops.)

Clearly, therefore, Stevie is not ashamed that he has spent a lifetime lying about the existence of his so-called 'god', despite no-one over the millennia ever having been able to produce a single scintilla of credible empirical evidence to support this make-believe entity's existence he claims to 'believe' in. But, hey, why let a little matter like proof trouble you, Stevie, when you can so readily ignore and egregiously disparage all the worthwhile contributions that atheists have made to society.

The measure of this man's megalomania and delusional psychopathy is exemplified by comments he made recently about his impending retirement:

"The time for us to bid farewell is several months away, and I know that in the meantime we shall continue to discover what God is doing among us, and to seek to join in."

I seem to recollect that Maggie Thatcher also used the royal 'we' and was roundly excoriated for it, but clearly Bish Vainglorious Venner suffers from the same overweening sense of self-importance.

As far as I'm concerned, Stevie, the sooner you go the better, as it is "people of faith" like you who have fomented and perpetrated much of the evil and horrors that mankind has endured over the millennia at your hands.

Women Are To Blame, Says Religious Leader

So, the loonies have escaped from the asylum once again, though I don't suppose that the Saudi Arabian Muslim cleric, Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan, considers himself as mad, though he is undoubtedly completely stark-raving bonkers and a misogynist to boot.

According to this clownish cleric, allowing women to show both eyes peering from behind a niqab encourages them to be seductive, so he wants them to be forced to cover up one eye and thereby restrict their ability to drive good Muslim men into paroxysms of uncontrollable erotic fantasies and distract them from the teachings of Allah.

Well, apart from it being just plain wrong to blame women qua women for the actions of lascivious men, the proposal is clearly unworkable, since women with only one eye peering from their niqab could be accused of giveing men the 'come on' every time they blinked naturally.

A better suggestion for Sheikh al-Habadan to have made is that all Muslim women should be blinded in both eyes with a sharp stick so that they couldn't use those organs for seducing otherwise good Muslim men from the narrow path of the faithful.

Of course that would be unlikely to stop those wanton women from flaunting themselves seductively in other ways, so it might be better if the good Sheikh also suggested that they had both their tits carved off with a blunt scimitar and their vagina's stuffed full of broken glass, for surely no Muslim man would find them desirable then.

There is another way to address the problem of women leading men astray, however: cut the dicks of every Muslim man, starting with Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan!

And without the use on anaesthetic too.

A Quiz For Muslims

Question: Where else would a 60 year old man be allowed to marry an 8 year old little girl? (NB: The clue is in the piccie).

Answer: In Saudi Arabia,the state in which the holiest of Muslim shrines is situate, of course. After all, it was good enough for Muhammad to marry a little girl, which is no doubt why earlier this year, the country's highest religious authority, the Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz al-Shaikh said that it was not against Islamic law to marry off young girls to lecherous old men who pay the children's families large dowries for the undoubted privilege.

But it's OK because it is Insha'Allah!

Despite an attempt by the girl's mother to have the marriage annulled, a court in Unaiza upheld the marriage but the judge said that that once the little girl reached puberty, she could ask for a divorce.

If it wasn't so fucking sick, it would be funny!

PS: Those who want more details can find them here.