Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Banned Cleric Speaks Truth (For Once)!

According to the BBC, the banned cleric, Omar Bakri Mohammed, is still preaching his hateful message to Muslims in the UK!

The BBC maintain that in a recent broadcast, he claimed that the 7/7 London bombers were "in paradise", but in actual fact I have obtained a copy of his real message, which he has asked me to quote here "in order to put the record straight!"

He commenced our interview by rejecting that his claim that he was promoting Muslim terrorism when he had stated that the 7/7 London bombers were in Jannah (what we kafirs call 'paradise'). As he said, "According to Hadith 2562, Muslim men who are admitted to Jannah will be rewarded with a minimum of 72 wives and 80,000 servants and given a tent half the size of Saudi Arabia to live in - but anyone who believes that nonsense is a reward should be blown up!"

But what about the innocent people these madmen take with them, I asked? Bakri Mohammed's response was stark: "Look, you Westerners just don't understand, do you! Islam has kept everywhere it has touched in the Dark Ages. The only way we can modernise it at all is by exterminateing all the dyed-in-the-wool fundamental loonies, and what better way to do that than by encouraging them to blow themselves up!"

Well, you could just tell them the truth, I opined.

"OK," he said, "You've asked for the truth, well here it is...", and that's when he said those immortal words quoted above!

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