Sunday, April 15, 2007

The Most Popular Book in the Vatican Library

What’s more, there’s a 10-month waiting list to get it out, as it’s in such high demand. So annoying is this for those unsatisfied souls - or should that be ‘arse-holes’ - on the waiting list that Benedict has exercised his ‘droits de seigneur’ and had his name moved to the head of the list.

“I want to be buggered for my 80th Birthday,” he was heard to exclaim as he elbowed his way to the front of the queue!

Makes a change from buggering others, eh?

Mind you, people like Dr Joaquin Navarro-Valls, head of the Vatican’s communications department, and Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, the Vatican secretary of state, are very much in need of such a book, as I mentioned in an earlier entry, 'Pope Suppresses Truth – Again'! Chapter XIV is all about inserting one’s proboscis deep into the rectum of the object of one’s sychophancy!

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