Apparently, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor, the Archbishop of Westminster, urged the Polish community to do more to learn English and integrate into local parishes, claiming the Catholic Church in the UK was in danger of dividing along ethnic lines as the number of Polish-speaking churches rose. The Cardinal Archbishop went on to say:
"I'm quite concerned that the Poles are creating a separate church in Britain. I would want them to be part of the Catholic life of this country."But Grazyna Sikorska, of the Polish Catholic Mission for England and Wales, said the community had been upset. She told the Catholic newspaper 'The Tablet':
"How can he demand that we stop praying in Polish? Is it a sin? I feel my inner conscience has been violated, leaving me spiritually raped."So, there you have it folks, now the Roman Catholic church is moving on from raping altar-boys to raping Polish immigrants.
Not to be outdone in the taking-of-umbrage stakes, Fr Tadeusz Kukla, the vicar-delegate for Poles in England and Wales, said:
"If we lose our national identity, we lose everything."Well here's a thought for you, Tadeusz: Why don't all you delusional psychotics fuck-off back to where you brought your national identity and shoddy religion from instead of setting up your inwardly-looking Polish ghettoes here and changing our national identity, you hypocritical, delusional fuckwit?
Thanks to your lot, there has been an increase in weekly Mass attendance from 917,500 in 2005 to 927,154 last year, and you are apparently turning Britain into a catholic country according to a recent report.
As if we haven't got enough problems with our own home-grown delusional theists (with apologies to my knowledgeable readers for the oxymoron), without inviting even more of you to our shores.
Oh dear, now Grazyna can add the spurious charge of having been spiritually offended to that of having been spiritually raped.