Monday, June 23, 2008

Shock, Horror: Gafcon Exposed For What It Really Is - Hypocrisy!

After my scoop yesterday regarding the Global Anglican Future Conference (Gafcon), a snapper managed to catch The Reverend Doctor Immanuel Di Lombrosi, Bishop of Liguria, and his close circle of pederasts colleagues indulging in some after conference frolicks. When I contacted the Bishop-prick today to ask them for a comment, they were naturally reticent to go on record. However, Monsignor Di Fratelli was prepared to be quoted. "Fuck off," he said, though I'm not sure if that was an invitation to join in their sordid little practices or not.

Is it significant that the crozier the Bish is holding is brown, do you think? Or could that be priestly ordure adhering to the shaft?

On that subject the Monsignor had no comment, and he walked away with a peculiar shuffling gait, rather like he was suffering from a particularly bad case of haemorrhoids.

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