Monday, March 30, 2009

Good Stupid Muslim Women

Picture says it all really. Except that if they really were Good Muslim Women they would not allow themselves to be photographed, since their religion forbids the making, or allowing to be made, images of "Allah's creations", and neither would they dare to show off their bare ankles, a flogging offence in Saudi Arabia to name but one progressive Muslim country.

Perhaps they're just another pair of religious hypocrites?

Still, I'm willing to bet that they'd tell you that they adopted their ridiculous apparel willingly and that they are delighted to make themselves totally subservient to their menfolk - and Allah, of course. Next they'd tell you that they deserved lapidation if they ever committed adultery (some chance whilst wearing a bed sheet permanently).

But fair enough, if that's how they wish to waste their lives, let them do so. But why here and not in some shithole of a medieval Muslim state where they belong?

Risible Religionist Rants Ridiculously

Here he is again, Rowan Williams, the Arch-Whinger of Durovernum, head of the world-wide Anglican Communion.

According to 'The Telegraph' Williams bleated on to the Director General of the BBC, Mark Thompson, that the BBC must not ignore it's Christian audience - despite it being an extreme minority and ignoring the fact thatthe majority of the population of the UK do not attend any form of religious service on a regular basis, if at all.

Apparently, Williams' intervention comes amid mounting concern among senior members of the Church of England that the BBC is downgrading its religious output and giving preferential treatment to minority faiths.

Unfortunately, as a public service broadcaster, the BBC has a duty to provide religious programmes. Which reminds me, since relgionists regularly claim that atheism is a 'religion', when will we see 'The Anti-Theist and Misoclere Society' getting its own slot on the BBC?

When relgionists provide indisputable empiric evidence that their so-called 'god' exists, that's when.

Guffaw!

Prosecuted For Telling Truth (About Islam)!

This is Geert Wilders, a member of the Dutch Parliament, who made a 17 minute film entitled Fitna which demonstrated that the Qur'an motivates its followers to hate all who violate the Islamic teachings and argues that Islam encourages, among other things, acts of terrorism, anti-Semitism, violence against women, and Islamic universalism. Wilders can be seen talking about his film here.

For his trouble, a Dutch court held that Wilders was "inciting hatred and discrimination" and that "it is in the public interest to prosecute" him. Additionally, Wilders has received hundreds of death threats from Muslims - the issuing of which is a criminal offence under Dutch law, but no action has been taken against the perpetrators (surprise, surprise).

And to heap even more ordure on Wilders, the UK Government banned him from entering the UK on the grounds that his "presence in the U.K. would pose a genuine, present, and sufficiently serious threat to one of the fundamental interests of society." The letter from the Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, went on to tell Wilders that "your statements about Muslims and their beliefs, as expressed in your film Fitna and elsewhere, would threaten community harmony and therefore public security."

So there you have it folks, anyone who tells the truth about Muslims is (a) likely to be prosecuted in their own country, (b) refused entry into another, and (c) finally murdered by the criminally insane people that he righteously complains about.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Loonies Have Taken Charge Of The Asylum!

The end is nigh for atheists who dare to defend themselves from the constant attacks of religionists. According to Reuters last Thursday the U.N. Human Rights Council passed a resolution condemning "defamation of religion" as it represents:
"...a serious affront to human dignity leading to a restriction on the freedom of [religious] adherents and incitement to religious violence"
Accordingly, criticising religion - especially the Muslim one - is considered to be a human rights violation. The resolution continued, which would actually be screamingly funny if it were not so outrageously untrue:
"Islam is frequently and wrongly associated with human rights violations and terrorism."
Unsurprisingly, this egregious piece of arrant nonsense was proposed by Pakistan on behalf of 56-nation Organization of the Islamic Conference (amusingly their acronym is OIC, which sounds identical to the English slang word 'oik', meaning someone who is inferior due to their ignorance, and anyone who claims to 'believe' in 'God' is certainly demonstrating that trait).

Fortunately this is a non-binding resolution but it is clearly not the end of the matter for religionists in general and Muslims in particular are continually trying to stop anyone from voicing any criticism of their delusional religious beliefs and the atrocities against humanity which their adherents are continuing to carry out in the name of their respective religions.

Still, I suppose that it is heartening that Muslims are now trying to silence their critics by legal means, rather than simply murdering us in accordance with Allah's exhortations.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Good-riddance To Bad Rubbish

This is the the Archbishop of Westminster and leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor who once complained that Christianity had been "all but vanquished" as the underlying guide to morals in Britain - and that at a time when the RC Church was actively protecting paedophiles in its midst and hiding war-criminals. Guffaw!

Now for the good news: the man who failed to grasp reality is about to retire. The bad news? Another mountebank, charlatan, exploiter of the needy and de facto delusional buffoon is about to be appointed in his place.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Allah Welcomes More Into Paradise

According to the BBC, Allah, the munificent, the unimpeachable, the most wondrous, has today welcomed another 70 or so of his moronic supporters to join him in Paradise by the delicious expedient of having them blown-up by a bomb whilst they were preparing to worship his almightyness. Officials say the attack was a suicide bombing and the mosque has collapsed. Which poses the question: Does the suicide bomber merit greater rewards in Paradise than those of his victims - or do they all just qualify for the minimum of 70 virgins, 800 slaves, and a tent half the size of Saudi Arabia? Guffaw.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Top Prelate Tells Truth (At Last)!

The Archbishop of Canterbury ArchBonzo of Durovernum, Dr Rowan WilliamsDr Rowan Atkinson (well, he is a comedian, after all, despite pretending to be the head of the world-wide Anglican Communion) has issued a dire warning that 'God' will not protect us from our folly because it would be 'unbiblical and unchristian' for 'Him' to do so. The ArchbBonzo of Mendacity and Stupidity gave his dire warning at a public lecture in York Minster yesterday - home to that other well-known mendacious psychopathological religious buffoon, John Sentamu and chief arse-licker to Williams (see here) - which has been reported on the BBC today.

According to the delusional lunatic Williams:
"God's faithfulness stands, assuring us that even in the most appalling disaster love will not let us go - but it will not be a safety net that guarantees a happy ending in this world."
Williams continued by warning that humanity will be gradually "choked, drowned, or starved by its own stupidity". However, he was then overcome by an inexplicable and entirely unaccustomed vein of complete honesty when he admitted that he could no longer in good conscience continue to dupe his psychologically needy flock with the egregious lie that there ever had been an entity called 'God', and that 'Jesus' had ever existed.

At that point, Williams awoke and realised that it had all been a horrible dream - until he found the naked altar boy lying beside him and the horrible truth dawned upon him once again. "I am a complete phoney," he opined,"and one day the world will realise the truth for themselves. God never existed, except in the minds of delusional psychopaths."

With that realisation Williams kicked the altar boy out of his bed and ordered a silver-salver breakfast.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Atheism Equals Religious Honesty!

The National Secular Society has brought out a 'Certificate of Debaptism' which has been downloaded over 60,000 times since it became available online. Admittedly it is seen as a bit of a joke but the underlying principle is entirely serious. So much so that today the BBC has taken up the story and published it, though the report does add that:
The Church wonders aloud why, if atheists and secularists believe baptism is so meaningless, they are letting it upset them.
Nevertheless, they do supply the answer to the Churches' protestations by giving the last word in their report to John Hunt, the protagonist of the story who 'debaptised' himself:
"I think it's important that more people speak out and say they don't subscribe to the historic beliefs of the Church."
I would go further; not only is it important not to subscribe to the spurious superstitious and delusional 'beliefs' of religious people, but that one should challenge the organisations which support them with the fraudulent claims that the supernatural entity which they refer to as 'God' exists, or ever has done.

The fact remains that all so-called 'religious belief' is quantitatively indistinguishable from any other form of delusional psychopathology. Just because the ignorant, the superstitious and the psychologically needy have been with us for millennia is no reason for perpetrating the lie that is religion or giving the parasites who promulgate the fraud that religion represents succour and freedom from excoriation by honest people.

Which brings me back to the title to this piece: 'Atheism Equals Religious Honesty!' for you will certainly get no honesty from any religious organisation or soi-disant religious believer when it comes to addressing the lies which they promulgate and claim to 'believe' in, because their whole edifice of so-called 'belief' is based on a gross impairment of their inability to test objective reality.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

RC Church Supports Paedophilia (Again)!

This is none other than Cardinal Giovanni Battista Re who has defended the excommunication of the mother of a nine-year-old girl who conceived twin after being abused by her paedophile father, by the Brazilian Archbishop of Olinda and Recife, Jose Cardoso Sobrinho.

Also excommunicated were the doctors who operated on the little girl, despite the fact that they did so legally under Brazilian law which permits an abortion only on the grounds rape or health risks to the mother.

Even the President of Brazil, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, has criticised the Archbishop roundly, but the latter has the egregious hubris to proclaim:
...the law of God was above any human law.
The Archbonzo went on to add:
Besides, if God had not meant men to rape children for our own pleasure, he would not have given us the equipment or desire to do so. Therefore, it must be part of God's law that we do so!
Nevertheless, the degenerates in the Roman Catholic Church demonstrated the extent of their merciful interpretation of God's law by not excommunicating the raped nine-year-old girl - probably because they were too busy queuing up to have a go at her themselves.

What a fucking sick religion and what fucking sick people inhabit the clergy.

There is no God, you fuckwits!

Nor is there any justification, legally, morally, or otherwise for your sick pronouncements.

You evil fucking bastards.

Proof That God Is Not Omniscient (If Any Was Needed)!

Hi fools flock,

This is God speaking.

I just want you to know that I care and that I'm listening.

Unfortunately the power of prayer is unreliable, which is why I have opened up a new telephone hotline to enable you imbeciles to call me with your petty important issues that you want me to deal with.

The number to call from the UK is (00)31 644 244901, but callers from other countries will have to consult their international dialling code booklet for the appropriate prefix for The Netherlands where my trans-galactic office is situated for the moment (why should I have to do everything for you, you lazy sods).

Unfortunately, due to the pressure of work, I am not able to to take your calls personally, but you will hear a recording which states:
"This is the voice of God, I am not able to speak to you at the moment, but please leave a message."(but see footnote)
Some detractors and evil-minded atheist scum have proclaimed that the fact that I am unable to deal with everyone's telephone calls simultaneously proves that I am not omniscient, but that is to misunderstand what is meant by that term.The fact of the matter is that I chooses to limit my omniscience in order to preserve the freewill and dignity of my loonie believers creatures, as many modern theologians, such as John Polkinghorne will stupidly cheerfully attest.

Actually, truth be told, I'm not God, and it isn't my answer phone, though the number is real and does work (try it and see you mugs unbelievers).

In fact, the whole thing is the idea of Dutch artist Johan van der Dong of Grijpskerk in the Netherlands. Johan wants God to be reachable by everyone so people can leave Him messages. Meanwhile, Johan's psychiatrist, Aldo Van Sprinklees, has gone on record as saying that he is responding well to his new medication and that he should soon be fit for discharge from the secure unit where he is currently residing.

According to the BBC, critics say the project mocks those with religious beliefs.

As if such a thing was ever likely to happen.

Guffaw.

Footnote:

Unfortunately God is monoglottal, so this message is delivered only in Dutch, therefore, unless one speaks that rather unmellifluous language, one will have to take this writer's word for the translation into a civilised tongue.