Friday, March 27, 2009

Allah Welcomes More Into Paradise

According to the BBC, Allah, the munificent, the unimpeachable, the most wondrous, has today welcomed another 70 or so of his moronic supporters to join him in Paradise by the delicious expedient of having them blown-up by a bomb whilst they were preparing to worship his almightyness. Officials say the attack was a suicide bombing and the mosque has collapsed. Which poses the question: Does the suicide bomber merit greater rewards in Paradise than those of his victims - or do they all just qualify for the minimum of 70 virgins, 800 slaves, and a tent half the size of Saudi Arabia? Guffaw.

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